Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Brokeback Barbarians

A pretty funny video that incorporates Conan the Barbarian and The Beastmaster, two of my favorite sword and sorcery movies from when i was a kid. I got a kick out of this one, anyone that loves these guys, or even knows who Mark Singer is should dig it.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Caveman

Last night I dreamed that I was in the movie: Caveman. Wow. What the hell, right? I mean--Dennis Quaid, Ringo Starr, and Shelly Long tramping around as neolithic gang-stars, livin' la vida loca and eating pterodactyl eggs? Okay, so its cooler than I previously thought. But still, it was a dream that I had and I have to live with it.

The best part about the dream was the fact that though I was a caveman myself, I was also looking tirelessly for a copy of the Caveman DVD. Which I am sure is just as difficult to find in real life as it is in my subconscious. Perhaps I will seek it out today, make a few phone calls in my spare time--or not. Anyway, if you have not seen Caveman, take a few shots, opening up a bag of Sour Patch Kids and enjoy.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Love in This Club

You know, when I was first linked to this by the magnificent Evin Wolverton, I thought--this is something absurd, raucously genius in its nuttiness. But then, It suddenly hit me that this was strangely beautiful and succeeded in its beautifulness in a way that the opening scene of American Beauty tried and failed at. I mean, floating plastic bag? Or motha truckin' Singing and dancing animotronic animal band! This beauty was programmed by a fella a named Chris Thrash.


LOVE IN THIS CLUB from ( *_* ) on Vimeo.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Problems at Work

For the past week or so I have been working on a project that is not going so well. I cannot seem to finish one tiny aspect; its just this absolutely ridiculous minuscule modicum of poop that I cannot, so help me, complete. The bosses and nuts, my comrades insane, the project itself? A maddening vortex, spiraling out of control into this perpetual machine of "something else going wrong!" So, as I flippin' lose my marbles over this bullshit, I will just roll with the punches and laugh it off. Like Tom Hanks...

Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy Saint Patty's

So there was a Leprechaun sighting in Mobile, Alabama. There are no words to express the awesome that is this Saint Patty's video. So without further adieu...